unsolvedminds:

Hannibal: Upon taking his own life, Socrates offered a rooster to the god of healing, Asclepius, to pay his debt.

Bella: What debt might that be?

Hannibal: To Socrates, death was not a defeat, but a cure.

cerseilannistwhore:

Different strokes for different folks, right?

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

He wondered if, in the great body of humankind, in the minds of men set on civilisation, the vicious urges we control in ourselves and the dark instinctive knowledge of those urges function like the crippled virus the body arms against. 

He wondered if old, awful urges are the virus that makes vaccine.

Capture-bonding.

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.

ja